"Will some be offended by my lack of pants? Sure there are famous characters with no pants such as Porky Pig and Donald Duck but neither have a swivel lifting block between their appendages that is there for the world to see."
Oh automaton, if you've got it flaunt it, you're just as the creator made you *
*not an endorsement of letting non-automatons 'swing free'
Mini flashlight and wire.